we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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