I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You did what with his pubic hair?
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