dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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