you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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