Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
