I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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