you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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