Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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