I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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