better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
