she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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