I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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