There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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