she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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