In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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