By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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