How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
