wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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