I can tuck mytits in my pants
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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