How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
There are leaves in my underwear?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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