ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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