i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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