Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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