The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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