Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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