paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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