i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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