I'm going to jail i love you
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Randomize
