i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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