no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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