Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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