I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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