I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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