Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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