I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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