I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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