Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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