Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
