Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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