I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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