She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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