I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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