how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My feet surprised me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
