awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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