And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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