you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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