Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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