I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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