So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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