My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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