I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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