i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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