It's just like the Real World with babies
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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