yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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